In a bold move, CEO Calin Rovinescu has decided to re brain Air Canada to the more appropriate name: Air Cantada, thanks to a pussy named Wongyu. Air Cantada has further expressed is new pussy policy with the new slogan. "We're not happy unless your happy but with the caveat; If we upgrade your seat without asking you, you better be happy about it. Also, just leave your pussy behind." What? "We did Sarah a big favor. Orbitz upgraded her to premium economy and we refused to let Orbitz do anything about it. And we didn't stop there. We told Sarah to leave her pussy behind and re-branded. I myself was a fan of Air Nopussy, but some of the board members said that was offensive. Others said that it might confuse or customers into thinking we don't fly woman. I told them I wouldn't mind. Men don't get emotional about their pussies ." " Wouldn't downing grading Sarah to standard economy class been easier than re-branding the entire air line?" " If your talking logically, then yes. But we've designed our computers be especially difficult towards down grades. On top of that, our staff spend weeks learning how to be unhelpful while speaking in a helpful tone. This move is no more logical than you turning into Judge Judy " Disclaimer: The conversation occurred between me myself and I. The photos are representations of that.
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