About Me

 I have been out of my depth a time or few, but when the options are sink or swim, I always swim. Sometimes with sharks. If you followed the link it took you to whale sharks, which are filter feeding and not dangerous, just like me. I mean, I'm not dangerous. I've never filter fed in my life.

Fun facts:

1. I am an ESL teacher.
   
2. I really like peanut butter and beer but not together. Well, I've never tried them together. I'll add that to my bucket list.
3. M. R. Jordan is my pen name. Having a pen name is fun.
4. I'm the editor, chief cook and bottle washer of Green Gecko Publishing. I like to compartmentalize the different hats I don, so I go by Renee` Zuchniak when I'm doing that job.
5. My full name is Mariel Renate Zuchniak. You can friend me on Facebook if you like but know that I rarely use Facebook or twitter.