Training an intern for GGP. It didn't actually look like this, but man life would be so much better if it did.
Hint: my work does not involve levitation. It does involve staring at a computer screen and typing, but that seemed rather redundant since that's what you are doing right now.
An friends came from out of town so I did weird stuff with them including kissing an Elvis statue.
I ate 7 lunches
I didn't eat 7 breakfasts.
I did eat 10 dinners. (On the days you skip breakfast you can have a second dinner. It's a rule.)
This is what happened to the intern who didn't do any of the work we agreed upon. (And wasted my time getting trained.) I could have used those three hours to watch reruns of Mash or Gilligan's Island!
* No interns were harmed in the making of this post. That happened after.
I read a lot and wrote a lot and did tons of stuff on the computer. (No. It was not porn. Get your mind out of the gutter. I reserve that for Sunday mornings. Sheesh.)
* Portions of this blog post are entirely untrue.
** Portions of this blog post are entirely true.
M.R. Jordan is a writer, editor, sporadic blogger, and lover of beer. Lives in South Korea with her two cats, Bear and Geumbi.
Bear (Gom in Korean) then (above) now (below)
Geumbi (Gold in English)... then (above) and now (below).