My friend Kaitlin and I were talking in the pool last night and we came up for an idea for some raunchy underwear.
She and her family celebrate raunchy Christmas-- they give each other gag gifts and over the years it as gone to the gutter-- to which I'm invited. (And fully intend to win.)
We were talking about my Dr. Bob project and one thing led to another and suddenly we had the idea for panties that hiss. Not joking. This idea is right up there with the personalized straight jackets I sewed and sold in college. Also, not joking.
This has lead me to wonder when will I ever grow up?
I sincerely hope never.
M.R. Jordan is a writer, editor, sporadic blogger, and lover of beer. Lives in South Korea with her two cats, Bear and Geumbi.
Bear (Gom in Korean) then (above) now (below)
Geumbi (Gold in English)... then (above) and now (below).