"Who ordered beauty products from Amazon?" Mrs. K said.
"It's probably mine," I said. Opened the package and held up the Fizzion drop and mop next to my face. "Do you think it will work?"
Everyone gave me a blank stare. Not to be deterred, I added something about dropping and mopping my face. This was greeted with silence so then I held up the stinky stickers next to my face.
"Do I look more beautiful?" I asked.
Everyone died. The joke was that bad.
M.R. Jordan is a writer, editor, sporadic blogger, and lover of beer. Lives in South Korea with her two cats, Bear and Geumbi.
Bear (Gom in Korean) then (above) now (below)
Geumbi (Gold in English)... then (above) and now (below).